Thursday, May 24, 2007

Slap the chains on...

I'm SO ready to be a corporate slave.

I just came home from a 3-day corporate offsite event at Blue Mountain. Tons of fun - I mean, how could it not be? Free food, free drinks.

Last night, I drank my age. From 6:30 pm to 7:30 pm, I had 8 scotches (=8). Over a dinner of salmon and roast beef, I had a Canadian, followed by a coffee with Liqueur (=9). After dinner, I had 12 more scotches, until the bar closed at 11:00 pm (=21), at which point, the party moved to one of my colleague's suites. There, I proceeded to have 6 ryes (=27). So really, I drank more than my age. Went to bed at 3:00 am, got 4 hours of sleep. I still made it to the 8:00 am breakfast, and the 8:30 am meeting, before stepping out for a few minutes to lose my breakfast in the bathroom. Oh well. It was still fun as hell.

4 comments:

Ivan said...

don't you think free food and free booze will EVENTUALLY get old? probably not eh?

Dust said...

mmmmaybe... but I think Cadbury spreads it out enough to make sure it remains a special treat.

Anonymous said...

Actually didn't you have 28?

you had 8 Scotches.. then a Canadian and a coffee with Liqueur?
that leaves the count at 10?

Isn't it politically incorrect to get loaded at a company function?

:-P

Dust said...

i wasn't loaded until the last 6. by then, i was just with the irresponsible people.

liqueur doesn't count as a drink.

-d