Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Time for a Change

1) Idiot
a) Yes, it's time for a change. I'm just so tired of living a good, though boring life. I think I'm going to move out on my own and pave my own way, and try to support myself! Even though I know absolutely nothing about moving out, and living on my own. Doesn't matter, it's time for a change.

b) Yes, it's time for a change. I'm just so tired of a Liberal government. I think I'm going to vote Conservative! Even though I know absolutely nothing about what the Conservatives stand for. Doesn't matter, it's time for a change.

2) Idiot
a) I'm against communism. Nothing else matters, I'm going to join Hitler because he hates communists too.

b) I'm against same-sex marriages. Nothing else matters, I'm voting for the Conservatives based purely on religious beliefs.

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Seneca would roll over in his grave...

... if he saw the caliber of students attending the institution of higher learning named after him. Here are some first impressions.

1) First year students look like high school kids. Wait a sec... they ARE high school kids, they're really in their OAC year in my mind.

2) If U of T's computer facilities were a 10 on a scale from 1 to 10, Seneca @ York's computer facilities would rate a 17. Security, conveniance, user friendliness, customizability, aesthetic appeal, and technology are light years ahead of U of T.

3) If universities get the cream of the high school crop, colleges get the sludge at the bottom. In the first-year orientation class, I sat in the middle of the class (4th row). By the time all the first-year Science students took their seats, I was one of 5 or so people who formed the first row... four rows from the actual front of the class. All the kids who sat in the front of the class in high school went to university. All the kids who sat in the back of the class went to college.

4) York has, by far, hotter looking girls than U of T. This confirms the theory that pretty faces do indeed have emptier heads.

5) I now know what Uggs are.

Thursday, January 05, 2006

Who's Hoo in the Zoo

Just recieved my new membership for the metro toronto zoo for this year.

Last time I went (Last week), I only made it through Indo/Malayan Rainforest and half of African Savannah. I still have the Canadian and American stuff to go through.

They have these restaurants in each area that are supposed to represent that continent. For example, the Restaurant Africa, Restaurant America, etc. Sounds cool, right? I was so psyched for some African food. I walk in, and it's really just a Harvey's and a Pizza Pizza. What a shitty misleading thing to do. The saddest thing is that the restaurants are better kept than the exhibits.

The zoo needs your support. Go visit the zoo, if not now, then later in the spring or summer. Great photo ops too, eh irene? *nudge *nudge. better bring a tripod though... damn animals move around too much.

-d

Sunday, January 01, 2006

Friends don't let friends buy MDG

Do you know anyone who owns hardware from MDG?

If yes, then you've failed them. Try to be a better friend.

Friends don't let friends buy from MDG.