... if he saw the caliber of students attending the institution of higher learning named after him. Here are some first impressions.
1) First year students look like high school kids. Wait a sec... they ARE high school kids, they're really in their OAC year in my mind.
2) If U of T's computer facilities were a 10 on a scale from 1 to 10, Seneca @ York's computer facilities would rate a 17. Security, conveniance, user friendliness, customizability, aesthetic appeal, and technology are light years ahead of U of T.
3) If universities get the cream of the high school crop, colleges get the sludge at the bottom. In the first-year orientation class, I sat in the middle of the class (4th row). By the time all the first-year Science students took their seats, I was one of 5 or so people who formed the first row... four rows from the actual front of the class. All the kids who sat in the front of the class in high school went to university. All the kids who sat in the back of the class went to college.
4) York has, by far, hotter looking girls than U of T. This confirms the theory that pretty faces do indeed have emptier heads.
5) I now know what Uggs are.
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I heard that York girls dress nicer...could it be that they take the time to put on their faces in the morning as well?
Make-up does wonders. SERIOUSLY.
yes brian, that's exactly what they are.
girls at york doll themselves up for class because they all still live at home.
after living on your own for 2 years if you go away for school, you quickly realize clothes and makeup are low on the priority list of daily chores.
unless you go to western, in which case you must dress like paris hilton.
Yes, I eat lunch or dinner at the mall every day.
i always thought that a lot of the girls that go to York are the....well, the prissy princesses that spent all their time gossiping and dressing up and wearing loads of make up in high school...haha...who really, leave near York anyways..
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