Why can't [censored] touch his feet? Because you can't bend over in a casket.
What's the [censored]'s favorite broadway musical? Stomp.
What was the last thing that went through [censored]'s mind? [censored]'s boot.
What was the prosecutor's newest charge against [censored], [censored], and [censored]? Home invasion.
What's the mandatory retirement age for a [censored]? 59.
How long does retirement last? 4 hours.
Why doens't [censored] have to worry about cold weather this winter? Because [censored] is warm all year round.
Why does [censored] still have to worry in [censored]? Because when [censored], [censored], and [censored] get there, they'll [censored] him again.
What was [censored]'s favorite food? Who cares, he's already [censored].
The fact is, if they were three off-duty McDonald's employees, nobody would give a shit.
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uh...i'm so confused. what's [censored]?
[censored] covers up the stuff i probably shouldn't say... it doesn't represent one word so much as a group of words and names that i can't talk about right now in public.
for those who get it... hehe, i'm going to hell. for those who get it and laugh... you're going too.
damn . . . i'll bring the marshmallows
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