Felixese

Felix (reading) says:
my sister boyfirend just got me whole bunch of good food

Felix (reading) says:
...

.·.meatbag says:
so no yam.

Felix (reading) says:
watermelon juice (large), the tutor chinese thing u ate last time, chicken, ...

Felix (reading) says:
yam is still on

.·.meatbag says:
but you just got food...

Felix (reading) says:
not tutor

Felix (reading) says:
how to spell?

.·.meatbag says:
oh fuck. tortoise

.·.meatbag says:
tortoise/turtle

Yet more proof that my fluency in Felixese is an asset when it comes to editing his essays.